2011 BFL Draft Projections

1. Johnson - Adrian Peterson In keeping with the Johnson luck, Peterson will pull a hamstring scoring a 1st quarter TD in week 1. The play will be called back after official review. Peterson returns week 11, but reinjures the hammy on the first play from scrimmage.
2. Garrison  - Clinton Portis There is no substitute for experience. Who knows? Portis may be the next Marcus Allen
3. Lux / Smith - Joey Votto Shit! Don brought the wrong cheat sheet.
4. Mink - Hines Ward  Obsessed with having Ward snatched away from him in last year's draft, Mink jumps at Ward knowing that he can't be any worse than Randy Moss.
5. Binkley / Pelley - Peyton Manning The clock runs out on Steve and Denny, they panic, and pick the guy on the cover of their fantasy football magazine.
6. Hill / Pelley - Arian Foster Overheard the name during lengthy Binkley / Pelley debate over pick #5. 
7. Richwine - Tom Brady Brady's teeth are perfect. "A good bite means mucho fantasy points." - Dentistry Today Football Preview Issue -
8. Neal / May Larry Johnson Calvin Johnson Chad Johnson Andre Johnson Having a bad seat at the draft, the Neal / May pick is barely audible. After a few tries, it is finally recorded.
9. Jarrett - Larry Fitzgerald The Arizona Republic calls this the best fantasy pick of all time.
10. King - Jamal Charles After 47 straight hours of analysing the draft, King picks they guy he had initially penciled in. Immediately has second thoughts.
11. Shaws - Darren McFadden Was this pick influenced by McFadden's 38.5 points in week 14 last year? Smart money says "yes."
12. Daniels / Miller - Michael Vick Vick may turn out to be a flop, but there's plenty of good players available in the 14th round.
13. Minick / Nargi - Ray Rice Based on the first 12 picks, the new guys are glad they apparently joined a league full of chumps.
14. Pelley / Pelley - Chris Johnson Either they are gambling that Chris Johnson's holdout will not effect his 2011 season, or they drafted from a 4 month-old fantasy magazine.  Either way, Pelleys will probably win the league. Rookie teams have done well as of late.

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