Monday, October 3, 2011

New BFL Rule Proposals Voted Down

Wes Welker's points will be reduced by 80%.  The BFL scoring system is not able to handle Welker's totals. He is ruining the league. (Passed 13-1, but unanimous vote needed to pass a rule mid season)

No Mas level increased to $1000.  (Passed, but vetoed by commissioner.)

Those ignoring trade requests will wear ankle bracelets and check in with the commissioner daily to prove they actually exist. (Passed 9-4, but when noted that surveillance equipment would raise dues to $400 per team, it was defeated.)  

Half-naked women will not appear on BFL Weekly Report. (Defeated 14-0. No record of who made the proposal)

If your star player is injured, you get to use his corresponding weekly stats from the previous season. (Tabled)

Tony Romo should have a point deducted every time he does something stupid. (Defeated 14-0 after it was determined that it would bring the weekly league average down to 10.5  points and Romo's owner would no mas in week 2.)